Bacon goes to the movies.

Bacon... you are sick. Just sick.... cooking bacon?

Then bacon was too cheap to pay for a movie ticket so he sneaked into the theatre in my purse.

It's tough drinking when you can't hold the drink. You need to find people to position the straw in your mouth.

But he got it all worked out. Bacon loved the Chronic (what?!) cles of Narnia!

Bacon is a lovely date. He smells a little smokey but he's so quiet during the movie and doesn't shift around or talk through the whole thing.

Then bacon saw this outfit on this guy outside Tron. He loved it but felt really sad he would never be able to wear it. It sucks not having arms or legs.

I'm bacon!

Once upon a time in the far away land of Virginia, lived a pretty normal family.  A husband, a wife and a few kids, a house pony and a couple of cats.  Bacon originally came from ThinkGeek but was pulled out of a box as a gag gift over Christmas.  Now he goes everywhere with the wife as the husband sighs and plays along.  Bacon seeks to charm the world with his witty banter and lust for adventure. 

He hoped someone would feed him some turkey dinner.

Bacon was extremely helpful and made whipped cream.

Ray didn't seem to notice how hard bacon was working.. I mean, he's greasy and it's difficult to dry dishes- they kept slipping out of his grasp.

Bacon had a much needed beer... but having no arms can be a problem when trying to drink a beer... He needed this handy M&M straw.... 

Bacon had a little too much to drink and decided to cannibalize the little bacons..

Bacon ate some turkey...

Contemplating further adventures....