I'm bacon!

Once upon a time in the far away land of Virginia, lived a pretty normal family.  A husband, a wife and a few kids, a house pony and a couple of cats.  Bacon originally came from ThinkGeek but was pulled out of a box as a gag gift over Christmas.  Now he goes everywhere with the wife as the husband sighs and plays along.  Bacon seeks to charm the world with his witty banter and lust for adventure. 

He hoped someone would feed him some turkey dinner.

Bacon was extremely helpful and made whipped cream.

Ray didn't seem to notice how hard bacon was working.. I mean, he's greasy and it's difficult to dry dishes- they kept slipping out of his grasp.

Bacon had a much needed beer... but having no arms can be a problem when trying to drink a beer... He needed this handy M&M straw.... 

Bacon had a little too much to drink and decided to cannibalize the little bacons..

Bacon ate some turkey...

Contemplating further adventures....